Exercise in Procrastination....coffee shop musings.

Why do punk rockers insist on wearing such tight pants? For some strange reason in order to be a true hard core punk rock street hustler you need to live according to the following "commandments for being hard-core"

1) thou shalt have incredibly skinny chicken legs - bonus points for knobby knees
2) thou shalt wear ridiculously tight pants made of some strange combination of denim and spandex
3) thou shalt be slightly dirty
4) thou shalt wash hair only when absolutely necessary (no more than 3 times a month)
5) thou shalt smoke with dramatic vigour - bonus point for smoke O's and over-exaggerated arm movements
6) thou shalt NEVER smile
7) thou shalt NEVER fall out of character
8) thou shalt travel the world in the company of an equally hardcore and dirty dog - bonus points for spiked dog collar and leash made of electrical tape.

This rant is brought to you by Commercial Drive - My street and home to Vancouver's transient Punk-Rocker population.
Long Live tight pants and electrical tape.

Cheers from Van Rock
Hard Core baby!

J